Hide and Seek

When I was a kid, hide and seek was seriously popular, as it is now, I'm pretty sure.
The way we played, was basically, everyone sucked and hid in the most obvious places.

So I got this idea in my head of what it would be like to actually win hide and seek.

I was a little off what it would actually be like, with the oohs and ahhs in my vision, but I had already gotten the idea to win.
A bunch of people played hide and seek at my birthday party, and that was where I would win.
So I picked the perfect spot.

They had left me there, on my birthday, hiding in the darkness.
When I finally came ou to find them they were eating cake. FML.

Do you want to see my stuffed animal?

When I was a kid, I had a stuffed animal that looked like this: (although it was much cuter)

It was a kiwi bird.

I really loved it, although Paige did not.

So I taunted her with it.

As cruel as this sounds I only did it once, for a few seconds.

And that's why Paige never liked my stuffed kiwi bird.

-Jess