I have no friends

In kindergarden, I had about four friends.

Paige: My best friend
Sarah: My really good friend
Becky: My alright friend
Morgan: My alright friend

So, I always hung out with Paige and Sarah. I remember, one gym class early in the year, Paige had come and told me she could no longer hang out with me because Sarah was moving.

So, I came to the conclusion to go be friends with Morgan and Becky. I was friends with them for a while, until the thing happened. I had just lost my first tooth and was so proud, so I went to tell Morgan. This is what happened:

Her not caring for my lost tooth made me very angry and sad, so I decided I needed to find a new friend. I searched around the playground and finally found someone worthy of my time, who was holding a bucket of something, curiosity overwhelmed me and I went over to talk to her.

And that was why I had no friends at the beggining of kindergarden.

The Evil Fairy

As a child I was extremely cruel to my best friend. I will post many stories about that. But first, I'll talk about the evil fairy.

You see, I took pleasure in terrifying her. So, I explained how the fairy decoration I had in my bedroom would come in the night and kill her while she was sleeping. I know, I was a fairly evil child, but I truly believed that it was true.


After I scared the crap out of her, without actually realizing. I fell asleep fast, while I don't know what happened to her, but I think it was something like this:

I'm not sure how she trusted me, even after that.

-Jess

My Second, Blog, Twice the Amazing-ness

This blog happens to be about my childhood. Inspired by hyperbole and a half, since Allie's the best blogger I know.
As a child, I looked like this:

Kay, not really. I just enjoyed drawing that, I mean, I was blonde, and had that hair style, and this is what I'm going to look like in the rest of my drawings.
This is the end of this blog, yes, I know it's extemely short, but I have to work on my next one where exciting things happen!

-Jess