Balloons

When I was a kid, this person bullied me.
I don't even remember what they said, or how it was bullying me.
So, one day they just pushed me too far.

So then, I did the only thing I could.
I ran.
To the field.

I ended up running in the shape of a balloon. Do NOT ask me why.


Bad Blog!

Bye!

-Jess

Alright, an off topic blog here

Hey guys!
I haven't blogged in SO LONG.
I lost my blog.
It ran away, although, it lovingly came back.
I didn't have a blog planned for today, so I'm going to write about this ad I just saw.

Best ad ever? I think so.

Bye!
-Jess

Hide and Seek

When I was a kid, hide and seek was seriously popular, as it is now, I'm pretty sure.
The way we played, was basically, everyone sucked and hid in the most obvious places.

So I got this idea in my head of what it would be like to actually win hide and seek.

I was a little off what it would actually be like, with the oohs and ahhs in my vision, but I had already gotten the idea to win.
A bunch of people played hide and seek at my birthday party, and that was where I would win.
So I picked the perfect spot.

They had left me there, on my birthday, hiding in the darkness.
When I finally came ou to find them they were eating cake. FML.

Do you want to see my stuffed animal?

When I was a kid, I had a stuffed animal that looked like this: (although it was much cuter)

It was a kiwi bird.

I really loved it, although Paige did not.

So I taunted her with it.

As cruel as this sounds I only did it once, for a few seconds.

And that's why Paige never liked my stuffed kiwi bird.

-Jess

I have no friends

In kindergarden, I had about four friends.

Paige: My best friend
Sarah: My really good friend
Becky: My alright friend
Morgan: My alright friend

So, I always hung out with Paige and Sarah. I remember, one gym class early in the year, Paige had come and told me she could no longer hang out with me because Sarah was moving.

So, I came to the conclusion to go be friends with Morgan and Becky. I was friends with them for a while, until the thing happened. I had just lost my first tooth and was so proud, so I went to tell Morgan. This is what happened:

Her not caring for my lost tooth made me very angry and sad, so I decided I needed to find a new friend. I searched around the playground and finally found someone worthy of my time, who was holding a bucket of something, curiosity overwhelmed me and I went over to talk to her.

And that was why I had no friends at the beggining of kindergarden.

The Evil Fairy

As a child I was extremely cruel to my best friend. I will post many stories about that. But first, I'll talk about the evil fairy.

You see, I took pleasure in terrifying her. So, I explained how the fairy decoration I had in my bedroom would come in the night and kill her while she was sleeping. I know, I was a fairly evil child, but I truly believed that it was true.


After I scared the crap out of her, without actually realizing. I fell asleep fast, while I don't know what happened to her, but I think it was something like this:

I'm not sure how she trusted me, even after that.

-Jess

My Second, Blog, Twice the Amazing-ness

This blog happens to be about my childhood. Inspired by hyperbole and a half, since Allie's the best blogger I know.
As a child, I looked like this:

Kay, not really. I just enjoyed drawing that, I mean, I was blonde, and had that hair style, and this is what I'm going to look like in the rest of my drawings.
This is the end of this blog, yes, I know it's extemely short, but I have to work on my next one where exciting things happen!

-Jess